Press Releases: What Not To Do
Friday, January 4th, 20081. DON’T say you sound like Nirvana, The Chilli Peppers or The Beatles. I promise you, no matter how good you are, you are only going to be a letdown if you use those bands as yardsticks.
2. DON’T refer to your band as ‘incendiary’. That word is to be used by others to describe you only. (Unless you are Jimi Hendrix, in which case, use away).
3. DON’T spell d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y with an ‘a’ (definately is not a word).
4. DON’T muck around with cursive text and loopy fonts. You want people reading what you wrote, not guessing.
5. DON’T talk about the last bands you used to be in. Unless of course you were in Bloc Party or The Midnight Juggernauts. A press release from a band you don’t know becomes very irrelevant, very quickly when it starts talking about a bunch of other bands you don’t know.
6. DON’T over do the in-jokes.
7. DON’T use words like ‘best’, ‘coolest’, ‘hottest’ in relation to your talents.





